Below are the most recent 14 friends' journal entries.

Saturday, December 26th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 03:28 A burglar tried to break in my house last house THRU THE CHIMNEY. Can you believe that? Must've been robbing every house on the street cuz.. # 03:31 ..he had a big sack full of stuff he'd stolen. He was this big bearded weirdo and practically caved his skull in with a cricket bat. # 03:32 No need to thank me, I told the neighbours. Just doing my part to keep our homes safe. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Friday, December 25th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 05:28 So perfect they basically remade it 2 years later with RDJ and Snipes. RT @KatzMoney: [Watching] THE FUGITIVE. Essentially a perfect movie. # 22:31 @LuchaDoll - It's an old British tradition where the nobles gave their Xmas leftovers and such to their servents and the poor... in boxes. # 23:07 @KatzMoney - don't tweet any details! I'm still waiting to see it! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 24th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 20:43 You know, except for that one last mistake, Grand Moff Tarkin was a really incredible military leader. # 20:54 My last sexual encounter was like a failed attack on the Death Star. It didnt go in. It just impacted on the surface. (then she blacked out) # 21:14 Watching Empire now. Why didn't Luke KILL the Wampa and staying in his cave until morning? Jesus, that farmboy was dumb. # 21:15 Everything that is right with Empire Strikes Back is everything that is wrong with the prequel trilogy. # 21:22 Do you think Harrison Ford ever gets Callista Flockhart to wear a gold bikini with a collar and chain? You know, on those special nights... # 21:26 PROOF that George Lucas made it up as he went along: Leia kissing Luke. If he KNEW they were twins all along, then he's a fucking perv. # 23:37 RT @katanma: I ate so much that I got sad. # 23:55 @RonnieWK - RU2BZ46? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 00:39 @jpalmiotti - you ain't the only one. I just begged to finally get a raise after 7 years. 2 weeks no response yet. Need money for books! # 01:44 Blatantly stolen from Al Snow: I got a rolex for Xmas from the lesbians next door...I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 02:08 @RemyVicious -Sorry kiddo. I don't think Security Porky possessed any of the charisma/showmanship of Super Porky. Hence he's a bank guard. # 14:02 It doesn't feel like a work day. And frankly I wish that feeling would manifest itself into reality. # 14:36 I fucking hate the internet and computers and cybershopping right now so very fucking much. # 14:37 Just trying to burn some dvds for a friends kids and had to upgrade and install and then figure out how to use some shit.HULK SMASH PUNY BOX # 14:38 PUNY BOX MOCKING HULK! PUNY BOX TAKE HULK'S CREDIT CARD INFO BUT NOT BURN DISC FOR HULK! Oh wait... Puny Banner got box to work for Hulk. # 14:59 BOX FOOL BANNER. HULK SMASH BOX *AND* BANNER!!! # 15:02 @WPTSEUSS @Nutcicles - I wish I knew but I wasn't there. Something about "Chinese Poker" which sounds to me like shenanigans or elf magic. # 15:09 Q: Why is Kingdom James here? A: "To defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world." # 17:31 @season_premiere - I will slap you. # 21:22 @season_premiere - stay off'a YouTube, ya punk! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Monday, December 21st, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 06:41 @Nutcicles - Halifax? You crazy bastard! Where the hell are you going to find a game in Hfx at Christmas? # 06:46 Could she really be this stupid? RT @SarahPalinUSA: Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions;will cont 2 c chnges. # 13:05 I can't force @SarahPalinUSA to believe in global warming but misspelling "eons" as "ions"? If you want to lead your nation, LEARN TO SPELL # 13:10 RT @AdrianneCurry: I think we can all agree that the state of our country can be completely blamed on Tila Tequila # 13:17 Please say you made that up! @SarahPalinUSA is retarded! RT @insider7: Just as stupid to have said traveled to 57 states....just saying. # 13:27 @SarahPalinUSA - Please stop typing like a 12 year old drop out. If it's worth saying, it's worth a second tweet. # 15:25 I won $85 on a $10 Monopoly scratch ticket last night. Suck it Pennybags! YES, that DOES make me better than you! Artie Lange says FI-YUH!!! # 15:38 @insider7 - Forgive my Canadian-ness. That was an Obama quote? Hilarious! What the hell was he thinking? Doesn't make Ms.Palin any smarter. # 16:07 At the bank. I just can't take a security guard seriously when I'm a foot taller than he is. He looks like a younger version of Super Porky. # 16:15 @enterbelladonna - I'd like to know if, deep inside, Jim feels any shame, remorse or embarrassment for the way he spoke to Jesse Ventura. # 17:58 @RonnieWK - Is it EVER too soon for good humor? Fire away!!! # 21:40 I hate when my stage show list fills up early and then better looking dancers show up and I don't have space for them. #stripclubDJthoughts # 21:43 I hate listening to 20 year old dancers discussing politics. It like listening to @SarahPalinUSA discuss politics. Soul-wrenchingly dumb. # 21:52 Thanks Marc! Thats fantastic. RT @marcmandrake: twitpic.com/ul8xr # 22:43 @KatzMoney - I'm eager to hear about the gimmick you mentioned if you have the time to talk. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
kingdomjames	5:56p	this week's stuff... BEASTS OF BURDEN #4 (OF 4) CHEW #7 INVINCIBLE #69 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #616 GNTLT AVENGERS INITIATIVE #31 SIEGE DOCTOR VOODOO ORIGIN OF JERICHO DRUMM FALL OF HULKS GAMMA FOH NEW AVENGERS #60 POWERS #2 SPIDER-WOMAN #4 THOR #605 (depends on who the artist is... I refuse to ever buy anything by Billy Tan again) ARCHIE #604 GI JOE ORIGINS #10 IRREDEEMABLE #9 (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 20th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 00:41 Coming this Monday: #HGCradio Ep.65 with AKJ and the Usual Suspects telling their most embarrassing sex stories! How's THAT for Xmas cheer? # 01:56 @WPTSEUSS - lol @ Hellmuth. Classy as always. # 02:02 @krissylee990 - I'm also against the New World Order especially Hulk Hogan & The Outsiders. Are you a Goldberg fan? Let's be best friends! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 19th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 11:45 @radiomaru - it's your responsibility as a Canadian to teaches those yokels how not to lose their shit when it snows. Snow is good! # 11:46 @radiomaru - "teaches"? Stinking iPhone! Must pay closer attention to typos and auto-corrects... # 14:41 I'm amused that anyone from MTV Canada (do they still call'em VJ's even though there's NO MUSIC VIDEOS?) acts like or thinks they're famous. # 14:43 and WHY is it still called MTV anyways? Real World? Jersey Shore? Cribs? The Hills? Change the name of the station to D-BagTV already! # 14:45 Speaking of D-BagTV, I'm going to grab a shower, style my hair, put on a pink polo shirt and some cologne so I can watch Jersey Shore at 3pm # 14:49 @THE_REAL_SHAQ - This is your first time living/playing fulltime in a city that has snow. How are you dealing with the weather day-to-day? # 15:08 "I was ready to put you in the equation!" What equation, you mook? Pythagorean Theorem? Is she the length of the hypotenuse? #JERSEYSHORE # 15:55 @mikesituation - Mike, we'd love to have you do a phone interview on #HGCradio (www.HandsomeGeniusClub.com). How can we hook it up? # 22:30 @KatzMoney - I am. what's your opinion of Waters of Mars? I had mixed feelings. It was like the Doctor was trying to turn heel on time. # 22:39 @KatzMoney - I agree and that's why it bothers me. The heel turn is getting hotshotted and then dropped when Matt Smith takes over. # 22:41 @KatzMoney - as for the PM you sent: sounds amazing. My phone number is in the email I sent for the comic book proposal or I can resend it. # 22:58 @KatzMoney - cool. Call when you can. I live strip club hours so I'm awake until dawn. # 23:01 Is it too obscure a joke/reference to say my favorite Shakespearean actor is Anton Karidian? # 23:17 @RealKidPoker - so Daniel, you're saying "no" to former psych patients? Hmmm... Okay, well thanks anyways. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Friday, December 18th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 14:52 Another set of New Years plans down the drain. I am the ugliest man on Earth. # 14:59 Colder than a strippers heart outside today. And the fat guy sitting across from me on the bus is creeping me the fuck out. # 21:26 RT @edbot5000: Im sure Avatar is gonna be awesome...It just reminds me of Ferngully on steroids for some reason... # 21:33 No but his level of influence was obscene. RT @angrymarks: RT @EricBandRakim: Was Oral Roberts a porn star? # 22:18 Which Star Trek episode are you watching cuz that is some fake ass alien bullshit name! RT @katanma: God, Enver Gjokaj is a beautiful man. # 22:31 @katanma - didn't Dollhouse get cancelled? You need to come on #HGCradio again and explain why virtually everything on television sucks now # 23:30 @JoseTheFive9 - I see that now. I was on iPhone before and echofon app doesn't show the "verified" logo. # 23:34 @EricBandRakim - I'd love to arrange an interview with you. Is it possible and how could I go about such a thing? # 23:51 #FollowFriday - @JamesUrbaniak @katanma @EricBandRakim @jworth @angrymarks @officialsjk @psphenom @iamivanxxx @chrismaverick @RemyVicious # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 17th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 13:02 I have a Jay-Z song stuck in my head but don't know the lyrics so it sounds like "We are blahblahblahblah Caesar blahblahblah allegiance" # 13:04 Then Rihanna overvocalizes like her name's Mariah and Kanye says something mildly homophobic and insults the truck I want to buy. Good song. # 15:29 @djb192688 @chrismaverick - you guys are taking me too seriously. I have the whole cd. I was just amused that it was in my head sans lyrics! # 22:21 RT @jworth: This bus smells of weed and Scope. (Hey Farnsworth, so does the girls change room at my strip club!) # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:55p	24 Hours of Twitter... 23:44 Hurray for Christmas bonus time at work! My website overhauls just got paid for!!! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
Monday, December 14th, 2009
kingdomjames	11:56p	24 Hours of Twitter... 03:23 just got home from his Pittsburgh trip. Very glad I went. Only mildly disappointed to have come home. # 12:18 Avoided the UFC results for 36 hours. Now to watch the ppv and cheer for Mir! # 14:56 @WPTSEUSS - You want a professional wrestler, to complain about fixed fights? Come on, Paulie. Next you'll say stop fixing NFL games! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter (Comment on this)
kingdomjames	5:00p	I wish today was Wednesday... POWER GIRL #7 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #615 GNTLT BLACK PANTHER 2 #11 DAREDEVIL #503 HULK #18 ULTIMATE COMICS ARMOR WARS #3 (OF 4) GI JOE #13 GI JOE VS COBRA FALL SPECIAL CRIMSON STRIKE INCORRUPTIBLE #1 (1 Comment |Comment on this)